L'Emental: Hyperspatial Interface Device (DJ L'Ement's Custom)

So, here's how the hyperspace interface works:
The swoop on the front side sucks up all of the energy of the iolite, citrine, tanzanite, amethyst, and moldavite, and it gets directed into the back end of the monster aqua aura crystal, using the Fibonacci algorithm to ensure everything gets processed according to the proper fractal frequency. Everything is then squirted out the point of the aqua aura crystal, and into the ass-end of the little microprocessor aqua aura crystal on the backside, after having any negative energy inverted by the smoky quartz subprocessor. The output is then directed into the full-spectrum transmogrifier, which swirls averything around at a bajillion miles a nanosecond and beams the final output out through the Vera Cruz amethyst, the aqua crystal, and up into your domepiece with the full spectrum clear white light of realization that the clear quartz squirts out. Heady. Hope this piece helps him to pull some heady noise out of the ether and into his mixer